My God's Dick is Bigger than Your God's Dick

As Carrie sits in her living room for the last time for the month, she gets Miranda, Samantha and Maria Diega Reyes SHMAMMERRREEDD. They are having fun and have decided that they are going to hell in the designer handbaskets of Luis Vuitton, Christian Dior, Burberry, and Michael Kors so that they can switch and each try out each handbasket. Apparently Samantha is as white as chalk. . . .