The entertainment value of Newspapers and Carrie's Life

To Whom it May Concern:

When Carrie was at work, she noticed that there was a new episode of Fish Rap Live. What was even better about this issue, though was that the theme was "Sex and the City." Why, according to the letter from the editor there is a mention of sex on EVERY page. This made Carrie very happy, because even though she broke her July through March drought, she began a new drought, the beginning of March through the Present drought. There was a very interesting article that Carrie enjoyed quite a bit, "Santa Cruz Boys Don't Put Out." Carrie would like to assure the reader that from her experience, it is QUITE TRUE. Mr. July was from Davis and Mr. March was from Marin. And those are just the latest gentlemen!

Carrie is also having trouble paying attention in class, a few factors are contributing to this: fantasizing about Weekday, thinking about that hot TA, trying to figure out how to efficiently and quickly sell her car, and ultimately a severe lack of caffeine.

She is looking forward to her Seder dinner with Miranda tonight. Sadly, Samantha will not be joining them until later in the night. Since Carrie has rehearsal from 7 to 10 tonight, the original idea of having the dinner with Samantha and Carrie at 7 would not be plausible.

Carrie is having quite a bit of fun with Cirque Du Chautauqua. It is absolutely fabulous. Carrie had an especially fun time this past weekend, she enjoyed being the designated driver for fabulous people and was intrigued by how intensely competitive the game of "beer pong" gets.

CARRIE JUST HAD DEJA VU!!!! "people are worried about salmon infested strawberries!"

Just so that you wonderful readers know how busy Carrie is this quarter: she is working 15 hours a week, and taking 20 units (5 of which are Stage Managing for one of the wonderful shows of Cirque Du Chautauqua).

Love,
Carrie

fuckwits

Miranda decided C doesn't call her because of third party influence, namely, his friends whom she doesn't like and who don't like her. She knew this would be a problem, but he earns official title of Fuckwit.
Meanwhile, E keeps calling her, but she is no longer interested.