Sunday, March 30, 2008

Spring Break '08

So over spring break '08, Carrie worked a shitload and made some money so she can pay off her credit card and buy new shoes.
Samantha went to as many malls in WeHo as she has sexual partners and enjoyed the debut of tiger heat at Avalon and found her calling in life: ribbon climbing . . . . . Charlotte got more sex than Samantha, Miranda, and Carrie combined within the past half year.

Miranda, the darling went to CHICAGOOOOO and was missed by all .. . .

Vagina was yelled many times but penis not as much because Carrie works in an office at times.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Carrie ended her 7 month drought, much to the relief of everyone around her so her complaining would end.

Samantha's oath of celibacy still continues well, though she is getting impatient.

Immediately after ending things with E, a boy Miranda had a crush on asked her out. When will this insanity end?

Monday, March 3, 2008

After the third date, Miranda decided that E wasn't the one for her, and he seems to agree. This mutual rejection is a disappointment, and once again made her pissed off at N, who if he only knew what he wanted, would realize that she was perfect for him. Fortunately for everyone's sanity, Ashmob will not let her think about men for the rest of the quarter.