Well, As Carrie sits in Russian class, and ponders this question. She comes to the conclusion: men come and go, and some friends may do the same but with real friends, you form unbreakable bonds. These are the people you go to when everything else is going wrong. These are the people who know exactly how much "nothing" to give you when you're down. The people who see a sad look in your eyes and say "are we subjecting them to the 'vagina dentada' or simply sticking them in Bertha's backseat?" These are the people you can check out hot guys with without the fear or being judged, the people you can be politically incorrect with when describing things, seeing a guy and debating whether or not he's worth the rape charge.
Carrie saw the movie with Miranda, Samantha and Simon last night at twelve o' one. She walked away with tears in her eyes (and down her shirt). Sadly, lovely Charlotte was writing an important essay. Carrie loves her ladies, all of them. Samantha and Miranda will rule the world. And when we're all in hell (where we arrived by way of a Louis Vuitton Handbasket) in a hundred years, Bertha will come to get us out but will end up joining our party. WE will rule the world. There are things that break us, but our friends fix us.
Haute Couture, Designer Handbags and Gorgeous Shoes.
On another note, Carrie has decided to give up on mr. weekday. He's not worth it. The drought, she's decided, doesn't really matter, its only been 3 months and really, its not a big deal. She'll bounce back once she finds somebody who's worth it.
Love,
Carrie
Friday, May 30, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Anticipation . . . .
Carrie's issue of the week: mr.weekday is difficult. He now knows someone likes him. He was told a name however, the name was incorrect. He is still trying to figure out who likes him. Carrie is hopeful he doesn't find out, unless of course, he likes her back. This is unlikely, though.
Carrie did have a wonderfully eventful weekend. In fact, she partied like it was 1899, 1999, and 2099 consecutively. Friday was an adventure, Saturday was quite a party, Sunday(seeing as Monday was a day off) was an exciting adventure complete with a keg, Jello Shots, Grey Goose, Captain Morgan, and Jager that ended with a spectacular slumber party. Friday night was the stuff Greek Myths are made of: Persephone, Athena, Dionysus and Aphrodite all made beautiful appearances. Saturday night, beer pong and observing random people making out with each other, body shots and who knows what else . . . Sunday night, Jack-in-the-Box, Drinking, American Pie 1 and 2.
What fun.
Then the week started. Oh work, work, work . Oh Class, Class, Class.
Carrie can't wait until tomorrow.It's close. ANTICIPATION. The Sex and the City Movie comes out at midnight. Exciting, eh?
We'll see, eh?
Carrie did have a wonderfully eventful weekend. In fact, she partied like it was 1899, 1999, and 2099 consecutively. Friday was an adventure, Saturday was quite a party, Sunday(seeing as Monday was a day off) was an exciting adventure complete with a keg, Jello Shots, Grey Goose, Captain Morgan, and Jager that ended with a spectacular slumber party. Friday night was the stuff Greek Myths are made of: Persephone, Athena, Dionysus and Aphrodite all made beautiful appearances. Saturday night, beer pong and observing random people making out with each other, body shots and who knows what else . . . Sunday night, Jack-in-the-Box, Drinking, American Pie 1 and 2.
What fun.
Then the week started. Oh work, work, work . Oh Class, Class, Class.
Carrie can't wait until tomorrow.It's close. ANTICIPATION. The Sex and the City Movie comes out at midnight. Exciting, eh?
We'll see, eh?
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Life Sucks
Miranda was not accepted to live at the Jewish Co-op. She is upset because she expected to live there, and thinks they're making a mistake, but will get over it.
Additionally, she fell off her bike on Sunday and has a concussion and headaches, making it more difficult to focus on the Precalc that she is failing.
On the bright side, Miranda is tired of being depressed about things, and won't let these minor details stop her from saving the world.
Miranda also needs to stop having crushes on straight girls with boyfriends, and find a nice bisexual person to settle down with.
Additionally, she fell off her bike on Sunday and has a concussion and headaches, making it more difficult to focus on the Precalc that she is failing.
On the bright side, Miranda is tired of being depressed about things, and won't let these minor details stop her from saving the world.
Miranda also needs to stop having crushes on straight girls with boyfriends, and find a nice bisexual person to settle down with.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The entertainment value of Newspapers and Carrie's Life
To Whom it May Concern:
When Carrie was at work, she noticed that there was a new episode of Fish Rap Live. What was even better about this issue, though was that the theme was "Sex and the City." Why, according to the letter from the editor there is a mention of sex on EVERY page. This made Carrie very happy, because even though she broke her July through March drought, she began a new drought, the beginning of March through the Present drought. There was a very interesting article that Carrie enjoyed quite a bit, "Santa Cruz Boys Don't Put Out." Carrie would like to assure the reader that from her experience, it is QUITE TRUE. Mr. July was from Davis and Mr. March was from Marin. And those are just the latest gentlemen!
Carrie is also having trouble paying attention in class, a few factors are contributing to this: fantasizing about Weekday, thinking about that hot TA, trying to figure out how to efficiently and quickly sell her car, and ultimately a severe lack of caffeine.
She is looking forward to her Seder dinner with Miranda tonight. Sadly, Samantha will not be joining them until later in the night. Since Carrie has rehearsal from 7 to 10 tonight, the original idea of having the dinner with Samantha and Carrie at 7 would not be plausible.
Carrie is having quite a bit of fun with Cirque Du Chautauqua. It is absolutely fabulous. Carrie had an especially fun time this past weekend, she enjoyed being the designated driver for fabulous people and was intrigued by how intensely competitive the game of "beer pong" gets.
CARRIE JUST HAD DEJA VU!!!! "people are worried about salmon infested strawberries!"
Just so that you wonderful readers know how busy Carrie is this quarter: she is working 15 hours a week, and taking 20 units (5 of which are Stage Managing for one of the wonderful shows of Cirque Du Chautauqua).
Love,
Carrie
When Carrie was at work, she noticed that there was a new episode of Fish Rap Live. What was even better about this issue, though was that the theme was "Sex and the City." Why, according to the letter from the editor there is a mention of sex on EVERY page. This made Carrie very happy, because even though she broke her July through March drought, she began a new drought, the beginning of March through the Present drought. There was a very interesting article that Carrie enjoyed quite a bit, "Santa Cruz Boys Don't Put Out." Carrie would like to assure the reader that from her experience, it is QUITE TRUE. Mr. July was from Davis and Mr. March was from Marin. And those are just the latest gentlemen!
Carrie is also having trouble paying attention in class, a few factors are contributing to this: fantasizing about Weekday, thinking about that hot TA, trying to figure out how to efficiently and quickly sell her car, and ultimately a severe lack of caffeine.
She is looking forward to her Seder dinner with Miranda tonight. Sadly, Samantha will not be joining them until later in the night. Since Carrie has rehearsal from 7 to 10 tonight, the original idea of having the dinner with Samantha and Carrie at 7 would not be plausible.
Carrie is having quite a bit of fun with Cirque Du Chautauqua. It is absolutely fabulous. Carrie had an especially fun time this past weekend, she enjoyed being the designated driver for fabulous people and was intrigued by how intensely competitive the game of "beer pong" gets.
CARRIE JUST HAD DEJA VU!!!! "people are worried about salmon infested strawberries!"
Just so that you wonderful readers know how busy Carrie is this quarter: she is working 15 hours a week, and taking 20 units (5 of which are Stage Managing for one of the wonderful shows of Cirque Du Chautauqua).
Love,
Carrie
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
fuckwits
Miranda decided C doesn't call her because of third party influence, namely, his friends whom she doesn't like and who don't like her. She knew this would be a problem, but he earns official title of Fuckwit.
Meanwhile, E keeps calling her, but she is no longer interested.
Meanwhile, E keeps calling her, but she is no longer interested.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Spring Break '08
So over spring break '08, Carrie worked a shitload and made some money so she can pay off her credit card and buy new shoes.
Samantha went to as many malls in WeHo as she has sexual partners and enjoyed the debut of tiger heat at Avalon and found her calling in life: ribbon climbing . . . . . Charlotte got more sex than Samantha, Miranda, and Carrie combined within the past half year.
Miranda, the darling went to CHICAGOOOOO and was missed by all .. . .
Vagina was yelled many times but penis not as much because Carrie works in an office at times.
Samantha went to as many malls in WeHo as she has sexual partners and enjoyed the debut of tiger heat at Avalon and found her calling in life: ribbon climbing . . . . . Charlotte got more sex than Samantha, Miranda, and Carrie combined within the past half year.
Miranda, the darling went to CHICAGOOOOO and was missed by all .. . .
Vagina was yelled many times but penis not as much because Carrie works in an office at times.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
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