Spring Break '08

So over spring break '08, Carrie worked a shitload and made some money so she can pay off her credit card and buy new shoes.
Samantha went to as many malls in WeHo as she has sexual partners and enjoyed the debut of tiger heat at Avalon and found her calling in life: ribbon climbing . . . . . Charlotte got more sex than Samantha, Miranda, and Carrie combined within the past half year.

Miranda, the darling went to CHICAGOOOOO and was missed by all .. . .

Vagina was yelled many times but penis not as much because Carrie works in an office at times.

Carrie ended her 7 month drought, much to the relief of everyone around her so her complaining would end.

Samantha's oath of celibacy still continues well, though she is getting impatient.

Immediately after ending things with E, a boy Miranda had a crush on asked her out. When will this insanity end?

After the third date, Miranda decided that E wasn't the one for her, and he seems to agree. This mutual rejection is a disappointment, and once again made her pissed off at N, who if he only knew what he wanted, would realize that she was perfect for him. Fortunately for everyone's sanity, Ashmob will not let her think about men for the rest of the quarter.

And he looks like Colin Firth......

Miranda went on a date with yet another guy. Considering he enjoys discussing religion, she suspects this one will finally work out.

The new Boys In The City

Safe to say that when Stanford decided to join the brotherhood of the fairies he wasn't exactly looking to hook up with one of them. Let's face it, Stanford has more glitter than all the other fairies combined, but that didn't stop him from becoming infatuated with one brother or another from the frat. He finally decided to stop looking at the brothers for possible relationships because his standards are still to high for most of the members.

Then the next rush period began and hence the title the new boys in the city. Once again Stanford found his heart being tugged at but the sexy DL, but it turns out DL was looking at one of the other frat brothers (at least that is how the rumor goes.) Stanford alone again is definitely going to stop looking at these new boys before his hands get him in trouble. Being the fat kid in the candy store is someone Stanford no longer enjoys being.

A six Pack

Samantah decided it would be fun, to enlighten a friend, whom we'll call C, on the ways of the GAY. So he brough him a long to a Mixer of Sorts. Things went well, overall. old Friendships were rekindled and new friendships made. In addition Samantha learned what it felt like to have numbers: 1,2,13,16,23 and 29 all in the same room at once.

Not something Samantha was particularly bothered by, but not exactly something that needs to be repeated. More importantly Samantha had a very interesting conversation with C, that has resulted in Samantha starting a new Exercise regime. Lets see how it goes.

So far, Samantha has done some heavy lifting today, as well as eaten a salad... a very green salad...

Aftermath

Sometimes Miranda looks at her Hebrew teacher and contemplates, She has no idea that her slowest student deflowered her smartest student.

Sitting in his living room, Miranda finds it near impossible to study a dense article on benefit-cost analysis in the very room the deed was done.

What a fucked up way to deal with rejection.