And he looks like Colin Firth......

Miranda went on a date with yet another guy. Considering he enjoys discussing religion, she suspects this one will finally work out.

The new Boys In The City

Safe to say that when Stanford decided to join the brotherhood of the fairies he wasn't exactly looking to hook up with one of them. Let's face it, Stanford has more glitter than all the other fairies combined, but that didn't stop him from becoming infatuated with one brother or another from the frat. He finally decided to stop looking at the brothers for possible relationships because his standards are still to high for most of the members.

Then the next rush period began and hence the title the new boys in the city. Once again Stanford found his heart being tugged at but the sexy DL, but it turns out DL was looking at one of the other frat brothers (at least that is how the rumor goes.) Stanford alone again is definitely going to stop looking at these new boys before his hands get him in trouble. Being the fat kid in the candy store is someone Stanford no longer enjoys being.

A six Pack

Samantah decided it would be fun, to enlighten a friend, whom we'll call C, on the ways of the GAY. So he brough him a long to a Mixer of Sorts. Things went well, overall. old Friendships were rekindled and new friendships made. In addition Samantha learned what it felt like to have numbers: 1,2,13,16,23 and 29 all in the same room at once.

Not something Samantha was particularly bothered by, but not exactly something that needs to be repeated. More importantly Samantha had a very interesting conversation with C, that has resulted in Samantha starting a new Exercise regime. Lets see how it goes.

So far, Samantha has done some heavy lifting today, as well as eaten a salad... a very green salad...

Aftermath

Sometimes Miranda looks at her Hebrew teacher and contemplates, She has no idea that her slowest student deflowered her smartest student.

Sitting in his living room, Miranda finds it near impossible to study a dense article on benefit-cost analysis in the very room the deed was done.

What a fucked up way to deal with rejection.

Another Mistake

Miranda hooked up with K Wed night. Two nights later, he said it was a mistake, but he still wanted to be friends. Miranda was just fine with that. She wasn't that interested in him anyway.

The City

Last June, Stamford decided to try his hand at love by leaving the forest and heading to the city. It is now January and Stanford is still alone with only his right hand to console him. Stanford has found that even outside of the lovely forest he has no luck at finding a man for himself. Often he regrets leaving for the city but he continues to look forward hoping that his time spent in school will help him cross paths with mister right or at the very least Mr. Right Now!
-Stanford

Faceplants and Fish

At a recent exercise excursion of Samantha and Miranda, in which gay boy-friend Micheal accompanied. Samantha learned that Miranda does not know the difference between a moving, and none moving treadmill. At least it makes for a good story eh?

In other news, Samantha and Charlotte are on a mission to enjoy every Sushi place Santa Cruz has to offer. In addition we are happy to Announce that Masako is not only delicious, but has Hot waiters!

What more can a girl ask for?